Tenting and Shopping

After 48 hours the pain finally subsided. AC has been told that I'm reluctant to let my mouth near him after this.

Sleeping in the tent was awesome and I am 100% able to sleep through any amount of noise so when the other two darlings left because of some bird at like 5 am I kept right on sleeping. Post tenting, we went shopping. I got some nice bits without spending an absolute fortune which is always good. When I got home I had dinner and went babysitting. The kids had a fairly early night, but I'm off there again tonight. In fact now.

Promise to blog about year 13th last day soon. The tale will involve giant penises (vertical and horizontal), arse-slapping, removal of skin, lots of biceps and kidnapping of young children.

Throat on Fire

So, I'm a few days into freedom now, and the novelty has somewhat worn off.

I have managed to keep myself entertained over the past few days though. I did in fact hang out with guy who due to recent events will be known as AC. Allow me to explain, AC is a smoker and we have a fairly relaxed friendship whereby if we feel up to it, we can have a little fun. I gave him a little head and he came in my mouth. I swallow, I don't have a problem with it. It's not even a case of once it's in there it might as well stay in, I quite like the bittersweet salty flavour. His however, tastes like cigarettes. I know he's a smoker, I just wasn't expecting it. It's made my throat burn like crazy. Nothing will soothe it, suggestions are welcome. And so, he becomes known as Acid Cum.

I am thoroughly annoyed because I really enjoy giving head, but this pain has not subsided in the last 20 odd hours and it's not worth it.

Tonight I'm off to sleep in a tent with two lovely girls from my course. No nothing kinky. Yes, I might still bring the video camera just in case.

Freedom

This morning at 8am I awoke. I thought to myself, "Oh good, I can get going with some revision this morning...oh no, wait... I have nothing to revise for."


I woke up again at 12 noon. It was the longest lie in I've had since I started my course. It was wonderful.

I was exceptionally cheery at work yesterday and I brought my addictaball in too. That kept absolutely everyone occupied over lunch. It was brilliant fun. I got home and relaxed by catching up on tv.

Freedom is excellent.

Done with IB

No more IB. Aced the Danish. Finished an hour early.

Not going to lie, I keep looking through notes to try and find something to revise. Feel like I should be writing an essay of some sort. It's a very peculiar feeling. I think it'll take some getting used to. For now, I think I'll go and lie in the sun and read some of the erotica I bought ages ago. I think that's a plan of un-action.

I think that'll be my plan of un-action for the next 4 months.

"Exam Preperation"

This morning I am having bananas and cream for breakfast. Not a euphemism.

I hope there's cake tonight.

That's REALLY not a euphemism.

11 down, 2 to go

Last economics paper was hard. Felt okay, once I got going, but not good. We'll see.

Just Danish to go now. They better not put any Norwegian words in it this time. I'll be very annoyed. And a little amused. Hopefully I'll get a good grade on the guess the facts paper. If you're not doing IB, you might not be familiar wit this. They give you an article and ask you to use it to write in another style, like a letter. You have to pick out facts. You get marked on style and grammar and if you guessed right and got the facts that they thought you should.

Because that's fair.

A New Kind of Procrastination

I am currently sitting in my room wearing a cowboy hat and rainbow sunglasses. This is how I defy revision.

10 Down, 3 to Go

Near the end now. I sat down for my economics exam today. I was told I had 5 minutes reading time and I froze up.

I sat and stared at the page taking nothing in and just got dizzier and dizzier. My head was swimming, the room was spinning. I thought I was going to pass out which would have been less than helpful. Eventually I got going and had so much to say I almost didn't finish. Not bad actually.

9 Down, 4 To Go

Thankfully the final bio paper went just a little better than the other 2. So much so that I finished the whole thing in half the given time and made a fortune teller out of a tissue. You know, for funsies.

When I got back I had lunch and after a short while went roller blading. Just as I was finishing up a beast of a bug flew into my eye and I was skating blind. It was different and not in a way that I would recommend it.

So I've got 3 hours of economics left over 2 days and 3 hours of Danish rammed into one afternoon. By Friday 4.40pm I will be free once again.

8 Down, 5 to Go

Biology was... Oh dear.

There was a question around the anal ejection of water by moths. Yes really.
There was a question about the movement through a cell membrane. I responded that it would be wet and fluid.
There was a question about the bonding of water. I responded that it did it over coffee and over time gained the trust of other molecules.

Not looking too good for passing that one to be honest.