Sunday, 22 August 2010
Literary Skills
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An Old Fantasy (Work in Progress)
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Monday, 16 August 2010
Cornwall and a Spot of Gender Confusion
The morning we left for the last stretch of journey to Cornwall, I had my breakfast served with a side of "you look just like a little boy from the back." That's what I need first thing in the morning. To be told that people are gonna think I'm male. Nice. When it came down to it, apparently that wasn't quite enough, so she said, "hmm, actually, I don't think boys even have it that short." It's a number 3 in the neck. So I'm beyond male.
Once we got to Cornwall and settled into the caravan we went food shopping. There was a *slight* misunderstanding in regards to fresh juice. Caravans aren't renowned for having huge fridges and due to a... misunderstanding on my part we ended up with 5 litres of fresh juice and smoothie. Ahem. Parents were not happy. We were quite pleased.
We chilled out for the rest of the day. On the Sunday we had breakfast and body boarded for a an hour or two. We got out, chilled, had lunch and hit the water again. You can get from our caravan to the sea in less than two minutes, it's perfection. Apart from this Massive Hill of Sand that you have to battle your way up when you want to go back.
We headed down for our first surf lesson today and I went in to settle some debt I had with a certain instructor before changing. I overheard that our lesson was cancelled due to lack of wave. I went and told my family so they'd stop changing. Mark came with me and we rebooked the lesson. I settled my debt with my instructor. He smiled at me in the most delicious way. There is going to be some flirting in the water.
We went to St Ives instead. I picked up a book for £1 (I've finished 2 out 4 already) and some other trinket bits. It was a good day and it was sunny. We had lunch at the same place Lexy and I had eaten. It was as good as I remembered. Absolutely delicious.
We had some bread and olives for starts and then I went for a steak sandwich with chips for mains. "Rare, rare as it comes," I told the waitress. It came to me well done. I asked for it to be redone and it came back bloody. It was delicious. I finished off with an Eton Mess and actually polished off both of the siblings white chocolate cheesecakes too. I slept most of the afternoon, all that food has pretty much knocked me down.
On a final note I'm sharing a room with the youngest sibling. That way the two of them argue less and seeing as I'm a heavy sleeper she can get up when she wants without anyone waking up and because she's a reasonably heavy sleeper I don't have to worry about going to bed later than her. What it does mean is that our room is the weirdest looking thing you'll ever see. My side has the bed made with 5 pillows (I like comfort) and perfectly straight clothes stacked on the shelf and books leant in an excessively organised way on the side. The younger siblings side is a tip. Clothes are overflowing off the shelf, things are falling down, her bed is never made, there are clothes and electronics all over it. It's quite a sight, but my rule is, as long as it's off the floor, I don't care.
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Saturday, 14 August 2010
Finally caught up
So there it is. My last 2 months. Or at least the highlights. As it stands now, I'm on my way out to surf again. We're spending the night at my step grandparents so we don't have to make the whole trip in one go. It's meant to mean we're not too tired from all the travelling in one day, but I'm still up gone midnight now, so I'm not sure how well that really worked. Still it's the first time I've seen them in a year, so I don't really mind being here.
Ways of passing the time includes listening to the siblings scream at each other, blogging or tuning into the conversation around you. For example:
*Phone is ringing*
Grandma: is that someone's phone?
Step dad: Yes. It's yours.
*Grandma is using electric knife to cut bread with*
Step dad: So instead of using the nice, new bread knife I got you, you're still using this old one that'll electrocute you?
*A VERY large man appears on TV*
Grandma: if I was that fat, I wouldn't eat for a fortnight.
I settled on blogging.
I also ordered some more bondage. I got some suction cuffs for shower sex, some bondage tape, a good length of Japanese bondage rope and some door jam cuffs that I'm still waiting for. A girl has to have some fun.
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Threesome
I have a little bit of an obsession with threesomes. My top to try is 3 girl, but I have received an invite to a threesome with a straight couple I know in Germany.
It's open invite, so whenever I'm next over, they'll book a hotel room and we'll have all night to go anyway we like. I was talking to the guy and I was asked if his girlfriend wouldn't mind that he was suggesting a threesome to another girl. He said, "who do you think told me to ask you?"
There we have it, I have two lovely Germans hot for a spot of group sex with me. Not a bad evening.
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Spa and Shopping
My step-dad had won a spa day around valentine's day and upon deciding that it really wasn't his thing, said that me and my mum should go. We booked it up a few weeks back and last Friday we went. The treatment included a half hour back, neck and shoulder massage and a half hour facial, plus use of all the facilities and classes for the rest of the day. My mum went first, I slept in a chair in the relaxation room while I waited.
My massage was intense. I don't enjoy massages very much because I have a huge number of back knots. They hurt like hell. Massages and the knots. She was very good though, it hurt, but not as much as it can do and when she was done I felt genuinely relaxed and just better. Afterwards she said that I'd had so many knots she hadn't actually known how she was going to get them all out.
I'm not much for facials either, I have pretty good skin and they tend to make it greasy and then I break out, but again, she pleasantly surprised me and left my skin soft and radiant. Like pregnancy radiant, but without the giant belly. She told my mum that I had lovely skin. She told me I should consider regular massages.
We decided against making the most of the other facilities and instead hit the shops of Cardiff (oh yeah, we were in Wales). I got an incredible pair of heeled boots. They're military lace ups and look so sexy with skinny jeans or a skirt. In fact, they just look good period.
I had a fantastic time with my mum and it just reminded me why I love her so much. Not only is she insanely cool with everything ("you and cam are casual? You mean you're fuck buddies!"), she's done it all before me (I feel like a carbon copy of her most days), but she's just fun to be around. I know I can rely on her and I can tell her anything I want and if I don't want to, she won't push me to. I know it's unusual to have such a good relationship with your mum, but I really wouldn't have it any other way.
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King Bob
I met up with a friend and on a whim we caught the bus and decided to do some shopping. I got amongst other things a piano keys belt, a bag with speakers coming out of the holes of handcuffs (loud bondage. Could it be more perfect?) and a black dress which I molested with scissors so it's now covered in rips. Very sexy.
We met up with another, very tall, friend and had such a laugh with him. We went to McDonalds and he created creatures from burger boxes, chip bags and drinks containers. King Bob and Susan were born. It was an incredible day.
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Friday, 13 August 2010
Alix
I added her on facebook (James found her for me because I refuse to facebook stalk and because I can't work facebook well enough to facebook stalk). The first thing she did after accepting was give me her number. We texted for a while and planned to meet up the week after next and ended up bringing it up to the coming Thursday.
I caught 10am bus and got in at 11am. I left at 2pm.
The next day.
On the first day we had a really wicked time. We messed around, chatted, I took the piss out of her (that's just what I do) and generally had a laugh. Some time during the afternoon we kissed and fucked. Just a quickie, but it was good. I was going out for a friends birthday that night and asked if she wanted to come along. She said she did. I went and met some other people, and got changed. We went to the club and Alix met us there.
She's so gay she makes me feel like a Barbie doll. All plastic, tits and fake. We had a really, really good time, my friends thought she was great. It was a really good night, we danced and laughed. At one point I pinned her against a ceiling pole with her hands above her head and kissed her. A bouncer came over and told her that it wasn't that sort of place. Much as I want equality, I didn't get mad, just because it was so funny that the bouncer told Alix to stop and not me. She dresses kinda boyish and I was in a basque, short skirt and heels. It looked like she'd be in charge. Alix said it was completely unfair that he told her to stop and not me, it blatantly wasn't her doing it. I thought it was kinda funny.
The birthday girl seemed to have a good time too. We danced and danced. I scabbed fags for her and asked how she felt about me staying at hers tonight. She said she was planning to ask me. We got in about 2. We got to sleep about 7. You do the maths.
Girl has stamina something crazy. We had about 3 hours sleep and then fucked for another 4 hours on and off. It was so much fun, a really incredible night, but I think because we're both busy and I'll be moving out soon and she's found a girl that's potential relationship material, we're gonna leave it as it stands. A hell of a lot of fun. She's good to have as a friend, she has all the right contacts, see?
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Short-ass Stalker
The ginger girl texted me 8 times from me leaving the club and me waking up at 8 the next morning. This included a text demanding that I reply and one that said "I have been thinking about you x." That's not really what I want to wake up. It's pretty creepy. I organised to meet up with her so that I could tell her to cool the texting or tell her I wasn't interested.
She continually texted me until we met, where I made it clear that I just wasn't interested. On the upside, I did buy a skirt. She carried on texting me for another week or so before eventually giving up. Don't get me wrong, she was a nice enough person. Until it got to the creepy intense part.
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Gay Bar
James texted and asked if I wanted to go out to a gay bar. I asked when. He said Friday. So we went. We caught the bus. I wore skinnies, these awesome red trainers that JJ got me for my birthday, a white tank top, blue blazer and some big blue earrings. Very chilled out.
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