Homophobic Librarian

First day back at school as a couple. Is it so surprising that we can't keep our hands off each other? I wouldn't say so.

The school librarians are well known for being the most tight lipped bitches of our entire school. They take a huge amount of pleasure in kicking people out and making ridiculous comments. They genuinely think they have power. They are wrong.

There is a constant lack of chairs so I happily share with Sara or Lexy, but Librarian comes by and says, "one bottom per chair." No joke. Eating is not allowed and whenever I get caught, I get kicked out. This was one of those occasions.

Sara came with me and we sat outside the library in the corridor. We're kissing and the librarian walks past. Blissfully unaware of this I keep kissing. There's this odd noise. I look up. The stupid woman was shaking her keys at us as she walked past.

Is that Dewey decimal code for "I'm homophobic"? We laughed, mocked her once she'd gone. Carried on kissing. We weren't even on her 'territory'. We got up to leave for lesson, I lent in and kissed Sara goodbye.

"Right! That's IT!"

We turn around, see an angry, yet ridiculous looking woman: the librarian.

"I told you to stop kissing! And you completely ignored me! NO ONE wants to see you snogging!"

I felt this rage bubble up inside me. I let it out.

"You didn't "tell" us anything! More to the point, why shouldn't we kiss?"

"It's not appropriate."

"Oh really? And why is that?"

"What kind of silly question is that?"

"I don't think it is a silly question, I see nothing wrong with me kissing my GIRLFRIEND, so why don't you tell me?"

"It's at school, no one wants to see it."

"I want to. This is unbelievable. Fucks sake."

I resisted the urge to kiss Sara goodbye before leaving. I know she was furious too.

It wouldn't have bugged me but she'd walked past and glanced at a straight year 12 couple just down the corridor. If you want to enforce something, it should be equality.