Women are Imspossible

(Sorry honey)


My day at work taught me one thing. Women are ridiculous. This is why.

I was just about to go on break, when they called me to checkouts. I sat down and one woman started piling on her shopping. She had a whole trolley full. And then another full trolley. I started scanning things through. It was adding up fast. By the time we were done, it was £500 worth of shopping. She paid with her husbands card, he was standing next to her. He looked like he might cry. She told him to shut up and that "it was only money."

Earlier that day, a young woman and her partner were picking their dinner. She looks at him and says, "darling, pick a dip for the snacks."
He picks one and tries to put it in the basket. She moves the basket away and shakes her head, "not that one, darling." He picks up another and she does the same. He picks up 7 different dips before he picked the right one.
"Great choice, darling." She walks off. The poor guys looks completely lost.

A little later, a woman sent her man to find the buttermilk. I happened to know we'd run out, but I didn't fancy telling him. He tells her that there are none. She has a proper big go at him, telling him he's stupid for not being able to see it, she walks over to the place where it should be, sees the gap and the 'temporarily unavailable' sticker. "Oh."

Another occasion was a woman lecturing her husband on tying the bread up properly in the plastic bag so it wouldn't touch anything else and they'd get poisoned.

Finally, I served a woman who asked me to find her a brand of unsalted butter. We didn't have that one brand. We had 3 others, but it had to be that one. Apparently, it ruined her whole week.