Shaking It and Alternative Bathroom Uses (Saturday)

Got to the party, wearing 5 inch heels. Spent all night dancing. By dancing I mean throwing and grinding my hips and boobs in every direction. Particularly right up against Sara. DJ looked like he enjoyed it. He had a penis growing out the back of his head.

After running my hands up and down Sara's body and refusing to let her have anything for a good bit longer than she wanted, I took her hand and dragged her into the toilets. It was good.

She stayed at mine. I was pretty much exhausted, but we woke up in style.