Shift before Christmas

So six days until Christmas, what would be the two best things to happen?

Running out of turkeys and getting 45 cages of new stock in. Normally 23 is excessive - they didn't even all fit in our chillers.

W and M&B Guy were both overly excited, they were going to celebrate W's birthday that evening (his birthday was the day after). They didn't stop going on about it.

In my lunch break I napped, W said he would wake me up. I was out for a little while and i suddenly wake up with a start. People are laughing. Turns out, my subconscious has the worst (or best) timing ever. I woke up at the exact moment that W said, "ram my dick in your ass." He was talking to M&B Guy (they have a special bond) and I sat up straight on the word dick. That's just great.