The Wrong Thing to Say

Today I:
Redrafted the rest of that essay
Talked a lot about a book I've not read
Napped on Sara
Ate a chewy brick disguised as a panini
Redid a maths paper
Napped at home for 15 minutes (and an hour)
Responded to "I love you" with "oh shit! I'll see you later" (I was still quite asleep and I did fall over a bit)

On a different note: over the last 2 school days 11 chavs have all done the same thing. As I walk home, I'll walk past them (they walk slow) and as soon as they're behind me they'll start shouting "lezza" and so on at me. How very brave of them. What I want to do most is cut of their balls and make them watch as I feed them to wild cats. Realistically I'd like to backhand them and leave a five finger clover across their face. Another time.