Ignorance At Its Best

In the last few days chavs have been doing what they do best.

Example #1

I walk out my front door. Kids are walking to school. Chavvy kids shout "LESBO!" When I say chavvy kids, I mean year 8. That makes them around 12 years old. I give them a death stare and cock my head. I'm terrifying, ask anyone.

"BISEXUAL!"

"...What?"

Example #2

I walk down the hill to go home from school.

"Are you a lesbian?" "Lez" "LESBO-O!"

I turn, "Actually I'm bisexual."

*silence*
"LESBO-O!"

Example #3

The sun is shining, Lexy is wearing a short dress that rides up so I sit on her back to stop it. Two chav girls walk by gawping.

"Can I help you?"
"What? It's not everyday you see a girl straddling another girl? (quietly) fucking dykes..."
"Sure, and it's not everyday you see a girl with as big an ass as yours." *Sugar sweet smile*
Chav walks away, shielding her ass with her hand and blushing.

Example #4

Sara and I have been walking the dog. About 3 minutes from my house a chav cycles up to us.
"Are you two a couple?"
"No, we just make out for reaction."
*Confused look crosses his face*
"Yes, we're a couple."
"Oh. Ok. Does your mum know?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't she?"
"And she's ok with that?"
"Yeah."
*Confused look crosses his face*
"Oh. Ok."

Example #5

I walk past a group of smoking chavs. One stares at me.

"Are you a lesbian?"
"No, I'm bisexual."
"What's the difference?"
"Seriously? I like guys and girls. Lesbians only like girls."
"Is that real?"

A Foot Note
It worries me deeply that people don't know the difference. How can people be this ignorant?
More to the point, if I'm harsh it's because I'm asked about 30 times a day. And because I don't care. Your feelings do not matter to me.

I'm not even sorry.