I have just had 2 very average days. Nothing of interest happened.
Clearly this will not do.
Sara is ill. This is what happens when you are not invincible. Now, children, I realise only really amazing people can be invincible, but I have some tips to make it more likely.
Eat lots of popcorn
Play lots of tetris
Love yourself (in the physical sense)
Love yourself (in the metaphorical, look in all reflective surfaces sense)
Taunt people with what they can't have
Monday, 13 July 2009
How To Be Invincible
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I have detected a flaw in your otherwise perfect plan.
I am not invincible ergo i am ill ergo I am not allowed to eat anything ergo i cannot eat popcorn!
Fool :P
SBHx
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