Today someone upset me. Fast forward less than two minutes they were running away. Allow me to explain.
"Alright lezzer?"
"Excuse me?"
"Err.. I said alright..."
*Sweet smile
"No you didn't. You said 'Alright lezzer.'"
"Err..."
*Marched toward him
"Point one, you will not refer to me as lezzer, lez, lesbo or dyke. I am bisexual. Point two, you will call me by my name. You will not discriminate on sexuality. Are we clear?"
"err."
*Death glare
"Good."
As one of my good friends pointed out, he looked like he peed himself a little. Don't upset the angry girl unless you can really handle it.
Friday, 10 July 2009
A Ridiculous Boy
Posted by Skinny.Melon.Biris at 21:33
Labels: Homophobia
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3 comments:
HAH hilarious stuff
?!?!! THAT WAS TOTALLY ME THAT SAID THE PEE THING!
I feel honoured to be mentioned in this blog.
you forgot to mention the part where you shouted
"do you have a problem with me being bisexual"
which I thought was just even funnier.
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