Same Old, Same Old

"Lesbo!"

The year 9's have arrived at school. They thought they'd be clever.

"Ok kids, here's the deal: I'm bisexual. You need to come up with a derogatory term for bisexual because right now, not only do you sound ignorant, you are also wrong. You have 5 minutes."

I walk away. When I pass again one of boys shouts.

"Muff muncher!"

I look at him. I smile. The blood drains from his face.

"Oh sweetie, I'd say the same to you, but no girl would go near your mouth. *I glance down him* or anywhere else really..."

I walk away. I know he's watching me open mouthed.