Nipples

Due to a horrific combination of cold air and water, stiff nipples and grains of sand I'm wearing plasters over my nipples for the third day running. The same plasters. I have not seen my nipples in over 3 days. I miss them.

Whenever I look down I feel like a person with no belly button - it's not the end of the world, but something is missing. Except I feel it twice.

The thing Im getting at is that guys may suffer from "shrinkage" when in cold water, but that will swell back up size. I may not see my nipples for a week and a half yet. I feel cheated.