The Carnival

It was good fun, started out the night with some friends who I was staying over with, we watched the actual carnival and then bumped into some friends with alcohol. I don't drink, but it kept them happy until one of the guys started passing out and talking bollocks because he was completely of his face. I'd found other company by then, and I'm glad because it sounds like abit of a nightmare.

I was hanging out with other friends which until about midnight was dandy, but then a friend of a friend upset the wrong people and got punched in the neck and angry people chased my friends with a golf club. I'm sure it sounds funny, but I'm led to believe it was not so fun for those involved (I was on alcohol watch duty and therefore sheltered from this).

I was seeing people I hadn't seen in quite a while so there was alot of
"I hear you bat for the other team now."
"Actually I bat for both."
"Awesome... Do you have any lesbian friends?"
"Why? They're not gonna sleep with you, you have a penis."
"Yeah, but we can watch them. And grope them. And do stuff in the corner..."
Welcome to the life of shallow, drunk guys.

I also exacted justice and stole back a Samurai Sword by jamming it down between my tits. Thief was removed from our crowd by police, and owner of sword was grateful to have it back.

So overall it was a good night out, I had alot of fun and I was safely tucked in a sleeping bag by 1.30.