Hot and Cold

Today while at school I napped in an office with a couple of others sitting around. While I was sleeping they thought they'd test if I really was a heavy sleeper. I am.

They ran an ice cold milk carton along my bare skin, piled stuff onto my stomach and slapped my ass several times. I did not wake up. I didn't even stir. When I did wake up my hip was freezing and my ass was throbbing hot. I queried them, I got the truth eventually. I was not impressed.

I also have two 400 word German writing tasks due in the next two days. One is a response to an article of our choice (for Evil Snake), the other is a speech on an environmental article (for Boring Dick). So I'm writing one speech on an environmental article and giving the same piece of work to both my teachers. Crafty, no?