Down Sides of Smoking

I've got a bad habit. It makes certain people dislike me. These people are smokers.

My bad habit is telling them all the down sides to smoking. Things like impotence, lower sperm count, breaking down the natural silicone (causing wrinkles), gives you lung cancer, can cause heart problems, hairy tongue, smelling bad, discolouration of the teeth, killing your natural pheromones and even a receding hairline.

Today at work (which was a generally good day), I spent almost 2 hours telling one of the night staff about the dangers of smoking. It was the impotence one that really got to him. not helped by the fact that I pointed out, "can you imagine never being able to have sex without being assisted by medication? I don't think I could face myself, especially not if I was a man."

I would bombard him with facts or snide comments, then walk away before he could object. So not only was I making him extremely paranoid, I was also being deliberately annoying. He didn't seem to like how much I was enjoying his pain. That's what work is for though really, bringing a message and winding up guys.

One other thing about work, I'll be having my last day on the 4th of October and then I am done. They're starting to charge us for lunch and I'm so not ok with that, therefore I quit. I'll take overtime at the new job instead.