Body Fluids

If you've come to expect a certain theme in my blog, the title is not what you think. Made you look though.

My left eye has shrunk. My body is really going to extremes this time. It's made my left eye smaller so it's constantly watering. It's really distracting. Not to forget that my nose is running 24/7 and I'm sneezing more times than I care to think about.

All the same, I'll beat my body. Despite the blood, flem and tears. (In case you're wondering all the sneezing means I get nose-bleeds. There's a lovely image for you.)

Right now I'm eating gay cake. It's bloody lovely. Linda makes good cake. Here's an idea: should you ever want great cake, make friends with Linda.

Now that I'm done gushing about cake, and busy ignoring the fact I pretty much wont see Sara for a month I'm thinking about sleep. I'm so damn tired. All the time. And after a day of, "holy shit, you look like crap!" I think I deserve abit of feel good TV and a lie-in. I'm almost certainly taking the morning off to recover and coming in for my far more important afternoon lessons. I'm thinking I'll be awake enough to actually make a decent contribution to the lesson. Would be nice.

And just so I don't ruin your day: Body fluids - consume pineapple, it flavours your cum and speeds up your metabolism. And closes up my throat. Stupid body.