Mockability and Dildos etc.

On account of having visited Bedroompleasures rather alot recently it has come up as one of my most visited sites when I open a new tab. This is isn't a problem. I happily opened a new tab and started typing into the adress bar. I feel eyes burning into back. The mother is standing behind me, gaping at the screen. The picture of various toys is standing out. The pink header of "sex toys, vibrators and dildos" shines out. I glance at the screen, shut the tab and use my google button instead.

On explaining this to James he then asked why I had been using the site after all, I'd bought my toys. Allow me to explain: I like to shop. Some girls look at shoes and dresses, some at arts and books. I look at dildos.

It's really very simple.

Since I have decided to get a "fuck-off" haircut, my attitude has become a little more... Controlling. Insane. Angry. Immoral. You see where I'm going: Tyrant.
Point is, I told Sara she was no longer allowed to mock things (the girl mocked me, she brought it on herself). She did not take me seriously and long story short I threatened to send a box of sex toys to her mum with a note saying "Property of Sara." That oughta do it.

She was kinda mad. Threatened to haunt me. Told her not to waste her eternity like that. After some grovelling she got her right to mock back. Her reply?

"MOCK*MOCK*MOCK*...Mwahaha."

Oh dear.