For those of You Confused

The latest rumour of Sara being involved in the carrot escapades is very inaccurate and unfair. Unfair for two reasons: 1) she wasn't and shouldn't get that reputation and 2) I worked hard for my reputation and will not share.

Just so everyone knows the original carrot was way before Sara. It actually disgusts her a little. It is not something I think she'd ever do. She wasn't there when I did it. She hasn't done it on her own. I didn't do it to her, she didn't do it to me. She didn't eat it after I'd used it. I have only ever eaten my own. She didnt watch a live video feed of me while I did it. There is no video of it on youtube. She had nothing to do with it.

Are we clear?