Ways to Pass the Time (part 1)

1. Masturbate
2. Listen to music
3. Listen to loud music
4. Buy an iGasm and masturbate to the beat of your music
5. Walk along the main road bite your lip and lick your teeth at the people driving past (men will stare, women will scowl at which point you should smile sweetly)
6. Porn (and just for the record, porn is not sex education)
7. Misery loves company; hang with a friend
8. Tetris
9. Heal thyself. Use whatever you have at hand when you're horny
10. Write lists as an excuse to talk about getting yourself off

Guess what I'm gonna go do now...