Sherlock was onto Something

Tody something unexpected happened. I was at home, giving myself abit of a work-out with the rabbit, things are getting heated. Suddenly I hear someone outside my door. I throw the rabbit on the bed, jump up and whip my head round the door, naked from the waist down. There is a small blonde child standing outside my room. That was not what I was expecting. Ever.

It took me a while to get rid of her, but I had to, not only was there the nudity thing, but the rabbit was still going crazy on my bed. I'm still abit confused as to why she was in our house, but my mum seemed to know.

The moral to this blog is, when trying to climax, lock your door. I need a lock.