Syllables

More chav grief/humour.

"Lesbos!"

"Oh well DONE! You managed two whole syllables! WOW!"

*Pause*

Chav girl: "Lesbian! How many syllables in THAT, then."

"Three."

*Pause*

"Err.... Well done..?"

Why they feel it's ok to do that I'm not certain, but I do have a fair bit of fun with my sarcasm. Passes the time, you know?

Since reading my blog, Lexy's been desperate to see the Boss. Yesterday we were killing time in town and suddenly he's getting off the bus. I give a small wave. This is where a normal person would smile or wave back, or even say hello. However as you all know the Boss is not your average responsible adult. He winked. I can't say I'm all that surprised, and he did it well too. Considering.